Friends with Benefits Memorable QUOTES

1. Dylan: So, it's always just about sex then?
Tommy: No. I've been in love. I went down that rabbit hole. You know what I discovered? It's not who you wanna spend Friday night with. It's who you wanna spend all day Saturday with. Do you know what that feels like?
Dylan: Yeah. But then it's every Saturday for the rest of your life.
Tommy: That's okay. You don't get it. It's no big deal. But you will. One day, you'll meet someone and it'll literally take you breath away. Like, you can't breath. Like, no oxygen to the lungs. Like a fish...
Dylan: Yeah. I...I get it, Tommy.
Tommy: Yeah. You don't.

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2. Jamie: "You're emotionally unavailable?"
Dylan: "Oh, yeah."
Jamie: "I'm emotionally damaged!"

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3. Jamie: "I've got to stop buying into this Hollywood cliche of true love. Shut up Katherine Heigl, you stupid liar!"
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4. Dylan: "Look, I can live without ever having sex with you again. It'll be really hard. Hey, I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her."
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5.  Jamie: "I miss sex."
Dylan: "I miss sex too."
Jamie: "I mean sometimes you just need it."
Dylan: "Why does it always have to come with complications?"
Jamie: "And emotion!"
Dylan: "It's a physical act, like playing tennis."
Jamie: "Do you want more beer?" (Bends over, giving Dylan a clear view of her bottom)
Dylan: "Let's play tennis!"
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6. Jamie: "Are we getting too old for this?"
Dylan: "Sex?"
Jamie: "Casual sex, it's still so college-y."
Dylan: "I can sing some Third Eye Blind."
Jamie: "Okay."
Dylan: "Closing time, one last call for alcohol so..."
Jamie: "That's not Third Eye Blind."
Dylan: "I'm pretty sure that's Third Eye Blind."
Jamie: "No."
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7. Dylan: "Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want is to manipulate him?"
Jamie: "History, personal experience, romantic comedies."
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8.  Jamie: God, i wish my life was a movie sometimes. you know, i'd never have to worry about my hair, or having to go to the bathroom. and then when i'm at my lowest point, some guy would chase me down the street, pour his heart out and we'd kiss.

happily ever after.

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9. Jamie: "Friends don't go about talking shits about each other"

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10.  Jamie:  "you are just like every other guy, the sad thing is i thought you were actually different."

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11. Tommy: Oh! By the way, why did you take your door off its lovely hinges?
Dylan: It was dumb, man. Something I saw in management book.
Tommy: Oh! Right! Right! Like that's how Warren Buffett got rich. He took doors off of things! Hey, everybody wants a short cut in life. My guide book is very simple. You wanna lose weight? Stop eating, fatty! You wanna make money? Work your ass off, lazy! You wanna be happy? Find someone you like and never let him go. Or her if you're into that kinda of...creepy shit.

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12. Lorna: I mean, we all have our Prince Charming. You just gotta know him when you see him.
Jamie: Mom, it's Prince Charming! You should just know.
Lorna: Well, you're Prince Charming isn't coming to rescue you in a horse and carriage. That's not who you want. I mean, you're looking...you're looking for a man to be your partner. You could take on the world with. You gotta big your fairy tail baby. My Prince Charming? You.

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13. Mr. Harper: You know, my friends used to say, that when Dee Dee and I looked at each other, it was electric. And I...I let her go. I just let her go. Because I was too damn proud to tell her how I really felt about her. I'll tell you something, that I wish I knew when I was your age. And I know you've heard it a million times life is short. But let me tell you something. What this...this...

Mr. Harper: ...is teaching me, is that life is God damn short and you can't waste a minute of it!